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Now Playing: Balcony - Studio Pixel

August 31, 2020

I have a mid tier pc nowadays but back when I was a kid I had this shitty HP Pavillion laptop that couldn't handle flash games back then.

So I decided to browse neocities with it after signing up to the host and turns out, it can hardly run some of the websites. My phone does a better job at handling animated backgrounds

August 29, 2020

I've never been a huge fan of Cirno's old design

She looks evil

August 27, 2020

Anyone else like exploring old websites? Not sites like Newgrounds (1995) or Youtube (2005) which are old but still very active. No I mean this site. which is old and abandoned.

Found it through Iro's site which is similar to Anime Cafe hosting reviews and articles of the subject anime

Anime Cafe hasn't been updated since '04 so it has that retro internet look of static html, soft shadows, low quality images, and a generally quaint atmosphere. Also, old anime fanart.

August 27, 2020

Streetlight Manifesto is fire

August 27, 2020

Currently am vibing to this

August 26, 2020 - edit

I looked it up. It's a tiny laptop with a tablet screen. I mean, I get the convenience but they look like Microsoft glued an ipad onto a keyboard.

Bet they don't have Temple Run

August 26, 2020

What the hell is a Surfice Pro?

This 2bit site mentioned that alot of zoomers know about the surface pro. Am I a Millenial because I have no clue what a suface pro is.

August 23, 2020

To add onto my CD troubles, my drive also has support for DVD, and Blu Ray and Microsoft doesnt have support for any physical media playback on any of their apps. Had to use Winamp for my CD, I'm probably just gonna download VLC for my DVD and my PS3 is under my TV for Blu Ray because no one seems to have made a Blu Ray player for computers (odd considering that just about every movie after like 2008 came on it)

August 23, 2020

I was playing some music off my G-sides cd and the fucker skipped.

Ever since then I am all kinds of pissed off about the fact that my, relatively strong, computer fucked up at reading a music CD from 2002. Didn't even have skip protection when I got my drive goddammit.

I might be technologically illiterate

August 21, 2020

no sound is more pleasant than when you're running a CD and the drive starts screaming as it spins at full speed.

August 21, 2020

Oh, shit. Nevermind it came early... wayy too early.

Touhou 6 running on a windows xp virtual machine

I'm dumb for not realizing it would be difficult to run a Japanese game on an American computer (or virtual machine in this case because I wanted to run it on Windows XP for some reason) but hey it's working.

August 20, 2020

So I ordered Touhou: EoSD on eBay and I didn't realize how long it would take for an import to deliver until I placed it. 2 months for the game goddammit.

It's gonna be worth it though

August 18, 2020

On a less grouchy note: Ska is the greatest genre of all time

August 18, 2020

Correlation doesn't equal causation... unless it's a live action remake of an animation

Disney's live action remakes are shit

Shamalan's avatar movie is shit

Netflix's Avatar is gonna be shit as well and the only reason why they're doing it is to exploit people's nostalgia for money, i guarantee.


Also we don't need an adaptation. Avatar is perfect as it is. Leave Aang alone.

August 17, 2020

Its oddly refreshing being able to run games at full blast on a new computer after being used to playing on a shitty laptop

August 15, 2020

You haven't lived until you listened to touhou music

August 14, 2020

So I just got a Gamemaker Licence (The perminant one not the monthly because I hate paying monthly for things I'm gonna keep for a long time)

Also, I made a badge for this site

Here's the code:

<a href="https://haxrelm.neocities.org/"><img src="https://haxrelm.neocities.org/Haxrelm.gif" width="88" height="31"></a>

August 13, 2020 - internet


It's a bitch updating this site without internet on my PC.

August 13, 2020


Well, I was going to use weebly but this site grants me more freedom sooooooooo...


Weebly sucks ass anyways